Are you a man or a friend of a man considering marriage (or divorce) for the first, second or even third time in the near future? Well hold your horses, because you may be marrying for all of the wrong reasons.
The Lounge Lizard's Guide details how men and women think, their priorities in life, and how women coerce men into the institution of marriage without recognizing the psychological warfare that is being waged on us 24 hours a day. Abu Graib was child's play in comparison. This book is not some politically correct comparison of men and women to Mars and Venus. The book slams both men and women for the stupid, often hideously misguided mistakes we make in life.
We men are too dumb to recognize all of the external forces that push us into the diabolical institution called marriage before you are ready, if ever. For many men, jumping into marriage is akin to jumping headfirst into the Black Hole of Calcutta. What is rarely understood is that for the most part men marry to have a permanent "captured" sex partner and someone to wash their “ripe” underwear they begrudgingly change once a year.
Men rarely question the morals or the values of their partner before marrying (does she have large breasts is all he has to know), while women will check out every detail of your genealogy dating back 200 years.
How will you know if you’re marrying for the right reasons? The Guide includes a 10-minute compatibility quiz that hopefully will answer many questions that may be wandering aimlessly around in the deep recesses of your alcohol soaked brain that will foretell your mutual harmony or abject misery.
The Lounge Lizard (AKA “The Party Animal”) has participated in the marriage wars and has spent many years subsequently learning survival techniques in the single scene while observing good, bad and abysmal marriages. He has learned significant life’s lessons and desires to pass on that knowledge to the men who have not yet have been bloodied in the battle of the sexes.
Not only does the Lounge Lizard lay waste to many of the misconceptions about marriage, he offers some great ideas on alternatives to marriage and hard facts you should consider before divorcing the Wicked Witch of the West.
The Guide is loaded with “down to earth” practical examples that will provide you with a treasure chest of information. So whether you are a newly engaged man, a friend of an engaged man, or a disgruntled married or a recently divorced man, skip that next beer for a few minutes and gain some knowledge in your trek down life’s bomb-strewn path.
So read a few of the sample chapters on the left. We'll let you know when the book is published.
